anything but a wasted life

I love when a guy is sitting at the stage holding his whopping one dollar bill hostage. Like it’s a fucking brick of gold. Seriously, if it means that much to you, keep it, jack. I’m supposed to perform extra hard for this dollar bill? You wanna see a monkey fly out of my coose? Just put the God damn money on the stage. Don’t try to stick it anywhere. Don’t put it in your mouth (ew). Just put it on the stage. And smile.