I fucked a hockey player with a short mullet. And then his roommate, who was three hundred pounds of solid football player mass. He made me come orally on the first try! Which doesn’t always happen the first time someone puts their mouth on me. That whole business about black guys not going down is bullshit. Although I did sleep with one guy who refused and I told him that A) we wouldn’t last long and 2) he was the only one keeping that old stereotype going.